Team of The Week
It’s all coming up Marthouse isn’t it? 52 points for the man top of the stack with a gap of 6pts to 2nd in the league. 9 wins out of 10, highest point scorer, not the lowest conceded, random midfielders popping up with hauls each week and a guaranteed defender goal every week….can it get any better? It would seem the visit back to these grey grey shores and some actual fave to face time with his team is paying dividends. Mary FC is quite simply smashing it.
Match of The Week
Tiny v Ed is the match choice this week. Not really for thrilling exciting reason, in fact it was a pretty shit game with Ed winning 24-27. In a match of such low quality with just 4 players, 2 on each team, scoring more than the standard it would be all about which of those players scored more. Enter Livramento (7) and Johnson (8). Well done Ed on picking up win number 2, it really should be more but it isn’t. Soz.
Player of The Week
Two winners today, Dom and Nick Solanke. Top lads with a combined score of 16pts in quite literally a game of two halves against The Aston Villians. Rudi was the grateful recipient of the points which helped him along the way to 3pts and he’s possible only 1 of 2 people who’ll get the name joke too so it’s just pure win for him.
Chump of The Week
Time to address the elephant in the room Mr Deverell. All of us in the FFY extended universe like to give first pick a hard time, we like to give commishs a hard time and we especially love to give a commish first pick a hard time so strap in bitches, shit about to get salty. 1 loss is expected, 2 losses borderline understandable but 3 losses in a row for first pick is inexcusable. Yknow what else is inexcusable? Fucking Ross I’m black honest la Barkley and Dwight lives matter McNeil should not be two regular starters for 1st pick, Someone Collins should not be starter and annoyingly I have to give you Wood as he’s in his a mad purple Aki patch at the moment but we all know he’d still be playing even if he wasn’t scoring as you seem to have some fascination with Wood, maybe because it’s the closest you can get to finishing without your brain trying to kill itself to avoid the horror of your vinegar strokes. Don’t worry though because you can freshen up your first XI with any one of Mudryk, De Cordova Reid, Adama, Manning and Baggot. Fuck me. First pick man, sort this shit out.
Dawkins of the Week
Listen I know this lad is getting played every week and I’ve scored him without any noise that’s through luck more than skill. Who the fuck is Szmodics? I think he’s flown under the radar because his name is so odd that it’s hard to miss on FPL Alerts but when I think about I have no idea who he plays for, couldn’t tell you what he looks like and sure as fuck have no idea where he’s appeared from. Szmodics. Schmodicks. Shoemoredicks. No idea.
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