Team of The Week
Now I don’t like doing this but as Dev occasionally likes to put it it’s time to for me to s my own d. TSFC are this weeks top boys and given even the merest hint of an alternative it would have been them but unfortunately you’re all a bunch of shitbags who mostly all had disappointing weeks in FFY. 62pts and a fisting was handed out to Blackburn Ravers by TSFC with pretty much all the damage being done on Sat. Leno (9), Kilman (6), Salah (14), Wissa (13) and Cunha (12) were the death bringers and boy did these lads rain hellfire down on Chrish. Chrish had TSFC oldboy even join in the party with 11 in what I can only presume was an attempt to show his previous manager of multiple years that he’s still got it and can still fit into a TSFC team. Don’t worry Emile, you’ve always got a squad number here.
Match of The Week
Couple of contenders here, Niall v Dev was uber close with just a single point In it but it doesn’t deserve praise because fuck Dev, Niall was really hard done by in this game. Broph should have walked this game against 1st pick but out of nowhere Bruno drops a 17 (nearly half his entire teams score) and steals the most undeserving of wins. Next up we have everyones favourite result not involving them, a draw, this time involving Ed and Rudi who tied up 28-28 but at the moment Ed is appearing in every MoTW so it’s time to share the love a bit. This weeks MoTW is Tiny v Mary where Tiny took a 33 v 29 win and it's our featured match mostly as Tiny’s form has been very indifferent so far and Marts has been W’s pretty much all the way. Also I love the symmetry of both teams having their keepers as their highest scorer, it’s not pretty but got to love it.
Player of The Week
Fuck this guy and everything he did this weekend. Bruno with 17 is your top point scorer but honestly fuck him. Dev should be sending him all the flowers in the world to thank him for getting him out of the shit and arresting his losing streak before it calcified into a one of the worst first pick runs of form in FFY history for The People’s Ponce. For that I say again, fuck you Bruno.
Chump of The Week
Mary’s attack….Delap and Joao Pedro out here dropping bombs and Mary is starting serial goalaphobe Hojlund. Child please.
Dawkins of The Week
There’s something changing in the waters, I can feel a vibe of uncertainty rolling in off the FFY hills and I get the impression you boys are going to start wheeling out your no marks starting with Aribo. Man sounds like a sauce or a dried chilli. I imagine this will be the first of three times I see his name and yknow what? I’m fine with that, maybe by then I’ll know who he plays for instead of having to scour the scores hoping his name jumps out at me.
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