Team of The Week
Hi, welcome to another edition of Self Glug Glug 3000 where you get to read about how great I am and how much you all suck balls. Similarly to last week I would normally be skipping over my team here and looking for someone else to praise so not to get stuck in a rut but once again pretty much all of you were really quite bang average. 5 scores in the 30’s, 3 in the 20’s and Chris which unfortunately leads us to having the celebrate the team who scored the second highest score this season (props to Mary for asking a question no one was asking just so he could get some praise, sly sly sly)…….TSFC with a whopping 67pts. Timber 6, Kilman 6, Nwaneri 6, Salah 13, Sarr 13 and Cunha 16 did the damage and a perpetually unfortunate Ed of Clarke were the unwillingly recipients of a cold hard beating. It still bears repeating that this team is mostly thriving because somehow 7th pick managed to get Salah, it’s crazy and is looking like it’s really opened up the door for 7th pick to mount a serious top 4 challenge in which they really have no right to do. Madness.
Match of The Week
Going to have to throw Rudi v Dev in here just because it looked like Dev was out for the count until Porro and Bowen stepped up to the plate. Bowen in particular being the cruel mistress taking 7pts from the last game of the GW in which Dev started 4 behind a player-less Rudi leaving Rudi with the familiar yet faint taste of Dani Dyer on his lips after s'ing on the d of the late Bowen salvo many a time last season. In a game in which most neutrals could only hope for a draw a winner was determined and whilst none of us respect said winner you’ve got respekta the hussle of a last game snatching of victory, we all love to see it just generally with different people involved.
Player of The Week
Last season a little outfit took a punt on a Wolves striker, no one really knew who the heck he was even if he did have a ludicrous transfer value. The season started and nothing particularly happened but then gradually as the games came and went the points started to mount up. So much so come the new season given the chance again TSFC snapped up a young lad called Cunha and what a signing he’s been, currently the 2nd highest scoring striker in the league and a whopping 16pts this weekend shows why. Top guy this lad, really top guy.
Chump of The Week
Let’s make it plural this week because Chumps of The Week are Manchester Citeh. Losing 0-4 at home to Spuds is just disastrous, like fucking abysmal. What on earth is going on in the blue quarter of Manchester? And more pertinently why the fuck is it happening now and not during either of the last 2 season. Pricks.
Dawkins of The Week
I’ll let you into a secret……I still don’t remember who Szmodics plays for. I thought we were good and then I found out he was Irish and my mind was blown and along with it any knowledge of who the hell he is. Honestly, Irish?
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