Team of The Week
Hello sailor, we’ve got a new name gracing this section of the Review. Stand tall, stand proud and take a bow Mr Brophy as VV Brophy scored a whopping 64 and takes all the praise this week. Munoz 11, Martinez 5, Aina 8, Odegaard 7 and Iwobi had a big hand in the final score but one man made a real difference but we’ll touch on him later. Truth be told Broph had scored enough where he didn’t need the big boy score that Patrick’s boy contributed. Feels like it’s been a mixed bag of a season for Niall so far but hopefully this has shone a light on the potential in his squad and that they can all kick on from here. As it is, enjoy it but not too much as we go again pretty soon.
Match of The Week
It was an pretty epic Sunday for Chris and Dev. First came Zirkzee rocking a massive 13 but Bruno firing back with 9 and as we rolled into the final game with Dev trailing by 6 but with a trio of players up against 2 and once again Dev managed to just squeeze past the finish line at the last moment because let’s be honest why the fuck did Trent get 2bps? Genuinely no fucking idea but that won him the game. Madness and sadness all rolled into one.
Player of The Week
As hinted at previously this guy plays for VV and he goes by the name of Justin Kluivert and mother fucker scored 3 penalties and rocked a huge 20pts. Apparently he’s the first man to score 3 pens in one game which is nice for him. Although there was someone who scored higher this week but never made it off the bench……
Chump of The Week
I feel like I’m starting to bully the Mallia’s a bit here but hear me out there’s a process to all this. Sorry Marty but you’re the chump this week and it’s not because of what you did but what you didn’t and that was play Schade who scored 2-fucking-3 and Gabriel with Marts customary defender goal for 9pts. Brutal as he wins this week if he selects both players. Now I hear you in the back there saying who would play Schade?!? I’ll tell you who, me. As the inaugural employer of Schade last season I saw his potential, shaped it, took lots of points from it but then had to watch as he picked up an injury which kept him out for half of the season so there’s a lot of love for him here. Anyway I’ve talked about myself as much as Mart here so I better stop.
Dawkins(ish) of The Week
To save me from having to draw a blank again this week as we wait for you to start fielding your farmers and after being inspired by Marys cock up this week let’s have a look at the players we don’t know because you didn’t play them. Schade is the obvious with 23pts for Mary alongside Gabriel (9) and Armstrong (5) completed the fuck up. Mitoma (10) would have helped settle Devs nerves this weekend, Buonanotte (8) for TSFC, Enzo (9) for CBA FC would have been enough for the 3pts, Amad (11) for Wally, Werner (7) would have added a cherry on top of Brophs week and Gakpo (9) would have won the game for Tiny.
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