Team of The Week
Fuck sake, it’s one of those weeks. Now here at FFY Towers we are not one for prejudices and like to treat everyone fairly and equally but fuck this guy. I really can’t find any reason to give this to another team so looks like The People’s Prince is your team of the week. He scored 49 and treated this game like a training game to try and get up some appearances such is his lack of respect for Ed. Bruno, Bowen and…..I can’t fucked. Awful shit of a human.
Match of The Week
So many to choose from! Tiny v Chris went to the wire with Chris claiming victory with Kudus with a late assist and inexplicably 2bps. Strand Larsen couldn’t carry AC Barbarella over the line and equally Cunha and Kilman could not close the 5pts game on Broph for TSFC. I’m going with Tiny/Chris as there was actually a point swing and result defining action in that game. Tres Bien.
Player of The Week
With the shitty weather comes the cold…..the Cold Palmer that is. He’s back baby! After a few weeks of some new and interesting names normality has resumed with Cole doing what he does best, fuck all for a while and then a massive madness. Really dug Marty out of the shitter considering he scored the same amount as the other 10 players and Mary again leaving all sorts of maddening points on ze bench.
Chump of The Week
I’m claiming this one because I still feel very bitter about this….erm…. I mean Lee feels very bitter about this. Maatsen. Finally after weeks of umming and ahhhing he got it right and Maatsen starts and Villa get a clean sheet. Bang tidy right? Wrong. Maatsen comes off on 58mins. 1 min later and 6pts, as it stands off at 58mins, 1pt an a 2pt loss to Niall. FUCK THAT NOISE. Actually that’s not all, Garnacho off at 59mins and Trossard off at 59mins which I was watching and it was definitely 60mins. Nothing more rage inducing than this shit.
Dawkins of The Week
Who is this Chaplin character and what’s he doing scoring 7pts?
Where art thou? of The Week
De Cordova-Reid 11pts – People’s Prince
Hughes 11pts – Ed of Clarke
J Murphy 7pts – Mary FC
Hojlund 8pts – Mary FC
Sancho 8pts – AC Barella
Munoz 7pts – VV Brophy
Dango 12pts
Soucek 9pts
Raul 8pts
Unal 7pts
Lamptey 7pts
Lacroix 7pts
Nunes 7pts
Milenkovic 7pts
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