Team of The Week
Finally some fresh blood this week, step forward Atletico Tiny. Beautiful things happened with a score of 55 with at least 18pts left on the bench too. I would say Tiny is having a bit of a rough season but it’s about par for him really but lovely that we can celebrate his lovely week like this. Pickford (8), Son (14), Jackson (8), Gakpo (9) did the damage to poor Niall and interestingly that means Tobes takes a 2-0 lead in their series.
Match of The Week
Nuffink, it was just pastings all around the shop. Push comes to shove you’ve got to say 7th pick wiping the floor with 1st pick is bloody lovely because fuck that guy in 1st pick, he can’t even park his car without smashing his window the div.
Player of The Week
It should be Sarr but I fucked up so unfortunately it has to go to James Maddison with a whopping 15pts for Mary in a rare instance of Mary actually picking a player who scores points.
Chump of The Week
J. Murphy is your chump because this guy was ignored but Coach Mary last week and then he scored 11pts and so what does Mary do? Ignore the cunt again and then watch on as he scores 13pts. I can not wait for Mary to play him this week and he ends getting sent off for -2. Can. Not. Wait.
Kevin McAllister of The Week
Sarr 17pts – TSFC
Mitchell 11pts – People’s Prince
Bruno G 7pts – People’s Prince
J. Murphy 13pts – Mary FC
Gabriel 9pts – Mary FC
Jota 8pts – Mary FC
Mykolenko 7pts – VV Brophy
Muniz 7pts – AC Barella
Paqueta 10pts – Atletico Tiny
Gibbs White 8pts – Atletico Tiny
Hall 15pts
Milenkovic 9pts
Enes Unal 8pts
Chalobah 9pts
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