Team of The Week
Rudi read “Really need you boys to step up your pussies” and stepped his Big Bushed Italian Minge the fuck up. 62pts from his boys to end the year/start the year with 3 valuable points and a placement under the hallowed title of Team of The Week. Watkins 12pts, Eze 10pts, Larsen 6pts, Elanga 6pts, Mbuemo 7pts, Burn 7pts and VVD 6pts layeth’d the smackdowneth on TSFC whom ACB are undefeated against and have inflicted just under 50% of their entire seasons defeats. Solid.
Match of The Week
Tiny v Clarke had a nice bit of added drama due to Ed’s school boy error of mixing up the EPL stats with the FPL stats, the fool. That drama unfortunately was killed dead before the end of the GW with Ed having effectively won the match before the last game had kicked off and all without the penalised Joelinton and his 11pts. Still better the rest though.
Player of The Week
Trent Alex Arnie did a 15. He used to do these things a lot but hasn’t really been great for a while now, could this be a turning point? Doubt it but it’s this sort of form that has Real Madrid bang excited about getting him for free this summer. Not sure what to make of Real’s new transfer tactic of convince the players they want to run down their contracts so they don’t have to pay a fee. Smart or heinously arrogant? Both? You still reading this drivel?
Chump of The Week
Even though he had a very solid outing and picked up valuable points against a fellow Goober competitor unfortunately you broke dem rulez Ed. What a silly billy. E of C are this weeks chumpos but I do have a degree of sympathy because the site thing is ridiculous, it’s an easy mistake to make. Unfortunately, and probably more importantly, it’s an even easier mistake not to make.
The Left Behinds
Delap 11pts Mary FC
Wilson 8pts Atletico Tiny
Hee Chan 7pts Whoopi Wanderers
Hall 12pts
Chalobah 10pts
Ait Nouri 10pts
Walton 9pts
Raul 9pts
Dibling 8pts
Morato 8pts
Evanilson 8pts
Merino 8pts
Lamptey 7pts
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